
Ok, back by popular demand. I invite you into my brain and share with you my private thoughts for a day. Believe me, there are many others… but these things have been written so that you might believe that I am completely in need of some serious help! So here goes.
8:05am – Yaaaaawn…
8:06am – What is that smell? Is that me? Dude. Colgate Total time.
8:20am – OK, it’s the first… must write the rent check and take it to the office.
9:11am – (Behind someone coming to a sudden, complete stop at the beginning of an acceleration lane) WHATAREUDOIN!?! Jeesh!
9:12am – Oh, you’re too busy smoking your cigarette, checking your cell phone and doing your make up to watch what you’re doing. I understand now. Carry on.
[Sidebar: You don’t have to point out the fact that I’m still struggling with timeliness. I know… I know.]
9:50am – (Reading my work e-mail inbox) C’mon man, you can’t e-mail me Monday evening asking me to preach on Wednesday morning. Can’t do it dude. I can next week though.
9:55am – (Realizing that I will be at a conference next Wednesday) Oh shoot! I can’t do it next week either.
10:05am – Dang! Forgot to write that rent check!
10:47am – Man, I really gotta figure out a way to get on Facebook at work! I wonder if anyone has written on my wall.
11:23am – Wow. 12 new faces at CrossRoads Café on Friday. Lord, prepare us to minister effectively to these lives as you keep them coming. Thank You for Your faithfulness.
5:13pm – Are you serious? $3.45 a gallon for regular? Whoa! G.W. is on games fa’real.
[Sidebar: on games (awn-gämz) – adj. in a continual state of playing around, a failure to be completely serious and/or adept.]
5:31pm – (walking by the leasing office in my building) Oh yeah… still gotta write that rent check. I’ll do it when I get upstairs.
5:40pm – What is all this stuff my wife got from the grocery store? Dang babe, who are we trying to feed?
5:42pm – Yes! Berry Berry Kix! You go girl!!!
5:55pm – Man, I have a lot to prepare before my lecture tomorrow… and not much time before Bible Study tonight… OK, Facebook time!
[Sidebar: LOL!]
6:55pm – Thank you Lord for such a beautiful day! It was cloudy and dreary earlier, but it’s gorgeous now. Your power is incredible!
8:07pm – (in the middle of Bible Study) Dude, you know what would be good right now? A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH! LOL. That is so random. I’m not supposed to be the one with cravings.
10:08pm – (eating my grilled cheese sandwich) Man, something’s not right… That’s it! Not enough cheese!
10:20pm – (eating my 2nd grilled cheese sandwich) Man, something’s still not right… I think it’s this wheat bread. I need some Wonder Bread for a good grilled cheese sandwich. My wife gets this stupid healthy stuff. Sigh.
11:12pm – OK, tomorrow’s the 2nd. Shoot! Still forgot to write the rent check. I’ll write it in the morning.